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Everything in this LJ is true.
I am truly serious...just kidding!
Created on 2004-12-01 08:14:11 (#5318882), last updated 2009-11-05
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Basic Info| Name: | Andrew Jones |
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| Location: | Fremont, California, United States |
| Website: | homework blog/xanga |
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aznperson997099@hotmail.com BioAn azn eskimo and an exploding toe? awesome
This livejournal does not express the real me in any way, because in real life, I am dead...rotting in my grave, except I'm too beautiful to rot. It's like those paradox thingies.
If your toe does not explode from reading my livejournal, then you are a freak.
You should read my entries when you have the time or if you have a sense of humor. If you don't have the time, read it later. If you don't have a sense of humor, you aren't going to heaven. Actually, you're not even going anywhere. You'll eventually die, and stay in your coffin. The worst part of this is that your body will continue to produce body odor, and your coffin will be so smelly that you will have eternal suffering.
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A small biography
My name is Andrew Jones. I was born in the holy igloo in Alaska, but Jesus was jealous. He moved me to California.
This livejournal does not express the real me in any way, because in real life, I am dead...rotting in my grave, except I'm too beautiful to rot. It's like those paradox thingies.
If your toe does not explode from reading my livejournal, then you are a freak.
You should read my entries when you have the time or if you have a sense of humor. If you don't have the time, read it later. If you don't have a sense of humor, you aren't going to heaven. Actually, you're not even going anywhere. You'll eventually die, and stay in your coffin. The worst part of this is that your body will continue to produce body odor, and your coffin will be so smelly that you will have eternal suffering.
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A small biography
My name is Andrew Jones. I was born in the holy igloo in Alaska, but Jesus was jealous. He moved me to California.
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